Before all the Spring/Summer collections are unveiled, let us look at the very best of... |
Kenzo__________AUTUMN/WINTER '06______Andrew Gn |
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| Moschino (AWESOME...) |
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| Tuleh (BEAUTIFUL...) |
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| Basso & Brooke (ULTIMATE PRINT) |
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| Celine (SUPERB CRAFTSMANSHIP...) |
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| Chanel (ÉLÉGANCE PAR EXCELLENCE...) |
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| J. Mendel (DECENTLY HOT) |
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| DSquared (HIGHLY ORIGINAL...) |
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| Jil Sander | È questo una donna, o un righello? | Versace | CIÒ è una donna! |
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Comments, Compliments, and Wisecracks on some runway looks from the past two seasons! :D |
This dress is more dreamlike than any I have ever seen. |
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| Here's the humorless female fashion executive | ...and here is her extreeeemely hot assistant. |
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Behold, the wealthiest kindergarten teacher in the world. |
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And speaking of grades, B's become D's with this strategically striped top! :D |
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| Y'know, I think it's really sexy when a 20-year-old girl dresses like a dusty librarian from 1952. Whoa! Dude, I was just kidding!! Well, then again... (sigh...) |
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| butterscotch suede | ...and caramel leather |
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...and speaking of Suede--is that the lead singer?? |
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And forget about Blue Suede, cuz this season it was either all Blue Velour...or Satin...or Silk. |
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| That snooty waitress from the local diner had to work overtime, and she couldn't go home and change in time for big date, so--get this--she ended up...well, I'll just SHOW you: |
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| Now THIS is how you wear gingham! | (basically by lookin' like THIS.) |
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Is this what you would calll, uhh, beachwear...formalwear? |
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Fashion Relativity: T he skirt in the second picture is the first cousin twice-removed of the dress in the first picture. |
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| This is how I picture Persephone... | And this is how I picture an **~angel~** Aww... |
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Freckle-faced Illinois farmgirl--one day milking cows, the next day setting global fashion trends...?!?? |
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| Keats.... |
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Wanna make a model feel even fatter? Draw a thinner silhouette right on the front of her dress! LOL! (Man, she does NOT look happy.) |
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Or make her wear something like this nice, mmm, chastity b...bathing suit? "Don't make the dress to fit the body, but train the body to fit the dress." -Elsa Schiaparelli |
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Chain, heart, pearls, lock--you get the idea (well, hopefully you do, cuz I don't.) |
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| 'ey, if anybody knows where these chicks are studying art, PLEASE let me know... |
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| Could you repeat the question? |
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I wouldn't even know how to describe this... All I CAN say is that the NFL-style grommets and lacing on the pants are outrageously sexy... |
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