Spring/Summer ’07 – Menswear
To fulfill both an original promise and meet the high demand for some menswear for a change, heeere you have it! And yes, I will have more in following weeks. Enjoy...
Alexander McQueen - BAH! DAH! BING!!!
Gucci – Supah-cool...
Dirk Schonberger – Just getting ready for the party, or just leaving?
 
I know you're wondering why these two guys are side by side, but that in itself is a testament to the versatility of Marc Jacobs: You see, first we have something from his own line, and then we have something he did for Louis Vuitton. That's right: SAME designer, SAME season. (WHAAAAT!!!!)
Bottega Veneta - Can we add color to at least ONE of these suits?...
DSquared – Phew, THANK you! :D
 
Burberry Prorsum - Nice try, dude, but the belt just doesn't work, unless...
 

...you look like THIS! Pow!
Yep, that's straight off my damn wall - LOVES IT! :D
DSquared | Dior Homme - Ok, which one is closer to your ideal man? (Note: The kid on the right happens to lay some serious pipe.) Now make your decision, homegirls. And applicable homeguys.
Etro – I WANT THIS SUIT. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few lovely couplings:
Valentino | Costume National - NO, [sigh] that's NOT her man--it's her younger brother. CHILL OUT.
Costume National | Chanel - Ooh, what a diaphanous couple!
Givenchy | YSL - The poofiness factor is as highly commendable as it is, well, HIGH.
Ralph Lauren - The man knows how to make an exquisite suit--what can I say!
John Varvatos - Still recovering from a three-day bender, don't even f^ckin' ask.
 

Semi-lookalikes! - IF U DONT KNO SOME OF THESE GUYZ, JUST DO URSELF A FAVOR N DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH. AND THEN LIKE GET A CLOO. FREAKIN DUM BASS.........

Roberto Cavalli - It's that main singer from New Kids on the Block (Cue the shrieking teenyboppers. Huh? What's that? I'm ten years too late to do this joke? Dammit!)
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Comme de Garcons – Kurt Cobain does Vegas
 
Comme de Garcons – Ray Davies (completely wasted or what?)
 
Alexander McQueen - Robert Downey Jr., circa 1985
 
Costume National – Johnny Deppish (I said -ISH, ok??)
 
Bottega Veneta – David Gahan, now 6-foot-7. This is from some other season... B.V. seems to have a thing for rock-star lookalikes. And if you say that sounds like CONDEMNAAAATION, I'll ask "WHYYY-YYYYY-YYYY?"
 
DKNY Men - If it's a cross between Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline you seek, look no further.
Dries van Noten - What is this, Peter Murphy in the Bahamas or sumthin'?
Bottega Veneta - The new Trent Reznor, just slightly more manicured.
Calvin Klein Collection – A young Falco lookalike struts his stuff, while the original smooths his eyebrows. Not bad!
Kris Van Assche - Who the hell wears their shirt like that? (Never mind MY picutres, ok...)
Adam Kimmel | Bottega Veneta - Some types of male/female line-blurring are subtler than others.
Thom Browne - Whoa. SERIOUSLY? That is a very BOLD fashion statement, to say the least...
Balenciaga Men - OHHH, wait. I see--I think that last outfit may just be a hallucination of THIS one:
 
Alexander McQueen - And back to the bizarre... Michael Jackson's next look? Well, it IS recognizable (I guess??).
 
Missoni - I couldn't help but notice the sleeve situation--is that some sort of optical illusion?
 
Y-3 - Um, this is definitely NOT the solution I had in mind... How the hell do you put that ON in the first place?
 

Versace - Can we really be so sure that muscles will be back in style next summer? (OMG, I'm totally a fashion critic now--it's official.)
 
Grand Finale - Adam Kimmel – Yeah, ok, we get it, YOU’RE NOT AMUSED.