Mixed Bag, Part 1: "The Best of Black & White" |
Okay, so what am I doing NOW? I'm plowin' straight through all seasons, from Spring 2000 to Spring 2007, and putting together the outfits I find the best. You may have noticed that I tend to include mostly colorful outfits...but THIS week, I go all out with the black and white! and gray! aaand combinations thereof. :-| ...SO, as you'd expect, there is plenty of Chanel.... And Please NOTE!~ Because pictures from older seasons are much smaller at my source websites, I have had to enlarge them, which would explain why some of them are a little "bitmapped up," so to speak. |
Some Friggin’ Awesome Coats… Necesitamos Más Volumen… We need more volume--TURN IT UP!!!! |
Ralph Lauren F'05 |
Imitation of Christ F'05 |
Valentino Men F'06 - Take your pick, dude. -- Quite possibly the coolest guy ever. |
Yves Saint Laurent F'06 |
Victor Alfaro F'01 |
Ruffian S'07 - Oh...what a damsel! What's going on there? Could it be that the white pleats are actually from a skirt underneath, and that the coat's cut like an apron from the belt down?? Brilliant! (Enjoy Guiness Stout Responsibly.) |
Yohji Yamamoto F'06 - Soooo coooool.......... |
Veronique Branquinho S'06 - Very hot sleeves...VERY. |
Vera Wang S'06 presents: The Anti-wedding Dress? |
Chanel F'03 HC - Beautiful! |
Chanel F'05 RTW -
Highly elaborate and...simply perfect. |
Monique Lhuillier F'06 - Oh...my....GOD! This is unbelievable. |
Chanel F'04 HC - Looks like she is emerging from some sort of dark satin volcano. |
Aquascutum F'05 - As for these next two, see if you can muster a little bloody symbolism... |
Anyway... |
Chanel S'03 HC – Fully prepared to upstage every b^tch at every party, ever. "You want some? Come awn, BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
Chanel S'06 RTW - LBD doesn't stand for 'Little Black Dress'--it stands for LAVISH Black Dress, like the ones above...or, if you want, it stands for Loose, like this nice and flowing example: |
Prada F'05 - Right down to business. |
Donna Karan F'03 - Aspiring designers? Relax and take notes. THIS IS HOW U DO IT---- |
Marc Jacobs S'03 - Yeah I know--you're like "Reelee??" YES, REALLY. (Who do you think takes care of all those grungy-toenailed hipsterinis? Wait, whad you say? A "disaffected urban youth subculture" that has been "laid low by the ironies of consumerism"? Okay, whatever THAT means...) |
Donna Karan F'03 - Ah yeahh...let's get back to the good stuff. All that thinking was ruining my totally natural and non-drug-induced high....Whassat? Beehive Pompadours? FFF^CK YEAH!!!! >:-D |
Narciso Rodriguez F'00 - [Whatever] by day, [Whatever else] by night--yeeeow! |
Carolina Herrera F'03 - This one, however, is the SAME "Whatever," whether day OR night. Ho-hum... |
Chanel S'05 RTW - I wasn't crazy about the way the colors came out in the picture, so I took care of it--and did the same for a few others. It's all a matter of contour and proportion. So check these out!!> |
Luca Luca F'05 |
Behnaz Sarafpour F'03 |
Elie Saab S'06 HC - The first cut is the deepest. (Rule #1 of making a slit dress. Yes, slit.) |
J. Mendel F'06 - WHHHHUT.... |
Okay, here are the rules: A floral print in black on a white background. Let’s see whatcha got… Roccobarocco, Valentino, and Ungaro |
Roccobarocco F'06 |
Valentino S'05 HC |
Ungaro Couture S'03 |
Hey, just because it's no longer Thanksgiving doesn't mean I can't still give thanks to all of you for being so awesome... And so I give you...a buncha Pilgrim chicks! |
Donna Karan F'02 |
6267 F'06 |
Strenesse F'01
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Neil Barrett F'06 - Hey, why NOT round it out, y'know? |
...or throw in a tie? Lovely! |
Valentino F'04 RTW |
Noir S'07 |
Chanel S'05 HC - Howdy, Pilgrim. Oh. Wait. Well, Plymouth Rock IS in Massachusetts, right? :-P! |
~Coats of Plastic~ |
Prada F '02 - When absolutely no outfit in the world could look better than the coat covering it: |
Behnaz Sarafpour S'04 |
Chanel F'05 HC - She flung open her black PVC coat to reveal...a uh, 1954 pastel skirt-suit(?). Damn man, THIS is the point it's gotten to? Well, I suppose it was inevitable. Talk about real *résistance*. Vive la Répression! |
Lanvin S'07 - Wassup, Ms. Vogue! (Know what I'm sayin'?)
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Martin Grant S'07 -- Yup, it's back! |
Malo S'07 - Mm-hmm... |
Now go get plast...er, um... OK! Thanks again and see ya next week! ~The Fashioniste~ |