Magazine Pix - 3 |
First, one of the awesomest li'l editorials ever: |
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Yeah, so anyway...you've probably seen this chick before (and been just as amazed as anyone). |
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| Oh my god, what a pose...what a model! |
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"Ooh WOW, look at me, I can do the same thing!" (oh wait, that's the same girl. Love the A. McQueen outfit paired with the Givenchy footwear, YYYYOWWWW!!!!) |
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| HA-HAAAA!!!! SMART-ASS!! |
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| Gorgeous variations with the same fabric and same silhouette-- |
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Wow...for REAL? |
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| Hey! Ah... What's up... My name The Fashion...um...eeeeeYEAH. I don't know what I'm sayin'. |
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| She had to make an appearance sooner or later, and it's certainly well-deserved. |
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| Huh. The pants are so tight, she can't even close her damn legs. (Is that a bad thing?) |
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| Peep this ballin' ass chick...she got it rollin' on and on and...okay, I'm done now. |
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Style just can't be defined, copied, or computer-generated, and the proof is right here--just two ridiculously cool-looking outfits for you: |
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Strrrrretch! |
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That is SOME woman. |
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Good lookin' |
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Well, that oughta last her a couple nights (at least). |
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| Uh! Beggar! Doesn't she know that she doesn't need to do that? |
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| Take a cue from this young lady right here--she's just about ready to nail that job interview with the right look. A smart um, "blazer"--and a shade of red that really shows that she means BUSINESS! |
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The dress is just stunning...and whaddaya know? It wound up on the cover! (No surprise here! :-D) |
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| Very nice. That's all. |
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"Darling, can you watch my purse? There are some men here that I need to mingle with." |
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Yeah, f^ck that class. The teacher is a pr^ck. |
Yo, you're STILL here?!? |
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Nothing says "Absolute Determination" and "Unwavering Resolve" like holding the lapels of your uh...cute little bolero jacket? (YUP! She is UNSTOPPABLE >:-D) |
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| Sexehhhhh..... |
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That is TIGHT. |
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| "Ech! Get this little thing AWAY from me!! What did you do, put it in the dryer or something??" |
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| (So cool, I can't say sh^t. Nope, won't even try.) |
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| Yeah, those are some legs, honey. I definitely see what you're talkin about. |
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O-KAY, I didn't say YOURS weren't nice too...! Geez, does the jealousy ever end? She really is kicking pretty high, too. Apparently a master in the martial art of Stiletto Kung Fu. |
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| Another "FCC bikini" |
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News *Flash* coming up!!! (Oh my god, how bad am I...) |
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| And another lady who CERTAINLY doesn't mind being labeled. But really--when it comes to the sledgehammer way in which all this clothing is marketed, the MODEL is 90% of the look, and the clothes are the other 10%--but hey, you DO need the 10% to make it a HUNDRED, my dear. |
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| The first time I have ever seen a "grill" that I actually really, REALLY like: |
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| You know, it's just a style you might come across in certain parts of the Midwest--nothing so um... Okay, lemme put it this way: I feel RRRREALLY f^ckin' bad for this girl no matter what. But hey, she is definitely putting in a visible EFFORT, and it's still way better than that usual t-shirt and sneakers bullcrap, so really, all I have to say is YEE-F^CKING-HA, MUTHER F^CKERZ... DEAL with it. |
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| Ool Right, let's have a jolly ole time then, SHALL WE? |
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"Pardon me? You REFUSE to have 'a jolly ole time'? Kiss my arse, you bloody wanksta... I'll have none of it." |
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Ool right then... WHERE WERE WE? |
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Nina Hagen "African Reggae" on a French talk show-- a very entertaining video for so many reasons, not the least of which are the reactions of the other guests... |
Ha-haaaaaa, See ya later, everybody! Enjoy your week and have fun, ~The Fashioniste~ |