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Magazine Pix - 5 |
| ‘ey, look at that-- |
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| All-American chick, on a Sunday in the living room |
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| Same chick, on Monday |
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| And here she is again, on '60s TUESDAY... FAR OUT, MAN!!!!! ::blasting dusty unlabeled 45's:: |
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Standard Barbie |
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DANCE! |
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| Prep school bra--maximum support for getting into the *best* college. You know, there is actually a French saying that a short skirt is a good letter of recommendation... |
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feelin’ friskehhh? |
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| Nice jacket! Wonder how many different ways it can be worn...? |
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Not just one, but TWO types of enticing lips... |
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How high you wanna get? (gah DAMMMMN!!!!!) |
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| A real woman is NEVER out of her element. |
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A gorgeous editorial--one interpretation of "Le Punque" that I had seen neither before nor since. |
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Oh, her thoughts cannot be very good… |
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blonde - (n.) : |
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| can you believe it?? |
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| <SLAM!> “...I am going to do SUCH dirty things to your…STOVE when I go into the kitchen and cook you a dinner you will NEVER FORGET.... ” (OMG, that is SSSO FREAKIN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!) |
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Ok...ok...sure. I mean, if you’re into getting the whole "spa treatment" or whatever... |
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| Geeeez!!! REALLY?? Okay, do your thing. What do I know! |
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| Uh-oh... Oh god. WHHHAT'S UP, Umpteen-Millionth New York City art chick. Yeah, I am like SOOOO disillusionated...disillusionized? Whatever, dude. (Look, there is NO way her room doesn’t smell like Ramen noodles and dirty laundry. Trust me, I have BEEN there--in my DREAMS, that is. But really, isn't that like a pretty...smelly fantasy right there?) |
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That. Looks. SO. SooOoOOoOothing…… |
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| Looks like the publicity shot of a chick who’s trying to become a Top 40 singer--good luck, honey! <:P |
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| Showgirls getting armed and ready for battle. |
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Oh my...that is some hairpiece. Or...IS THAT REAL?!? |
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| And here we get a real-life glimpse of a showgirl at home. And over on the other end, we have her roommate. Limber up, baby! You'll get there! ( I think I just woke her up from her nap. Woops!) |
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| She's about to pay a surprise visit to a very special guy…who’s about to get a very f^ckin’ special beatdown, it appears. "Hi-YAH!" Ah, finally her kickboxing aerobics tape comes in handy. |
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A little Cold War-era symbolism (and I imagine she's feeling a bit cold herself, dressed like THAT--) |
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| So, what did you say was your favorite fabric? Hmm, I don't think you'll find Couture-grade Bubble Wrap anywhere in the Garment District. You'll have to go to like, Le Bureau de Poste, I believe. |
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| That dude is obviously more attracted to her drink than he is to HER… Hands OFF, buddy! Get yourself a draft beer and get LOST!!! F^ckin' mooch |
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Is this how they actually do a layout? Seems a tad bit inefficient, if you ask me... |
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Ah yes. I have some nice "themed" updates coming up for all of you. So stay tuned and...thanks!! ~The Fashioniste~ |