PART 3: The Classiest Glasses-Wearing Guys Out There
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Awww... This dude is way sharper-looking than the guy he's emulating, but hey, that's what models are for :-P !
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But let's take a look at some famous guys who wore glasses, and who were neither authors, nor imitation authors. First up, Yves Saint Laurent, in the late '50s, after becoming chief designer for the House of Dior! Sweeeet!
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And here's Saint-Laurent with Karl Lagerfeld in the 1970s. That is some SSSSTYLE, man...!!
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Lagerfeld in the '80s, new to Chanel, seen making a makeshift mock-monacle out of a pair of pinking shears. X-D
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Marc Jacobs, chief designer for Louis Vuitton, and two of his own labels. Clearly the man knows what he's doing...
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Merriam-Webster’s defines a “nerd” as someone who is unstylish and unattractive—Say WHHHAT?!?? OK, so, what happens when a nerd is responsible for DEFINING stylishness and attractive?? Like, when a nerd is the one who determines what is cool, is he still a nerd? A “koan” (ko-an) is a paradoxical question of Zen Buddhism…and I believe this constitutes as one.
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Alber Elbaz, designer for Lanvin (and formerly for YSL, back in '98)--aw yeah, THAT is how you DO IT!
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Givenchy, Spring 2007, and Emporio Armani, Spring 2007
Hey...those two guys look kinda familiar...um...hmmm...don't they work together? |
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OH, that's RIIIIGHT--Viktor & Rolf! Chillin' like a semiformal villain
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This is an interesting story--a distinguished scientist of fashion (on the left) took a sample of hollandaise, placed it a Swarovski petri dish, and somehow, amazingly, genetically engineered two clones from it! And here you see the results--and as you can see, the clones ended up beconing fashion scientists in their own right as well... ;-D
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The CAMERA is the microscope of the photographic scientist--see for yourself--
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NERD ALERT!
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It's the Professor himself! "WAIT-- you actually KNOW this dweeb?!??" Nah, I don't know him. I just am...him. <8^O
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(Note: The above picture of the guy with the book was taken on the 10th of April, 2007.)
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Can someone go "too far" in terms of creative self-expression? Well, who can be original enough to go far AT ALL? The real question is actually, How rich do you need to be to go "too far"? I mean, like, you see that random guy below with what appears to be a PlayStation(?) controller? It's just some photo I found with the caption "Middle-Aged Nerd Playing Video Game."--and, I gotta say, I really sympathize with that guy--in fact, I'm probably doomed to have the same type of future that HE has had. (Though I certainly hope not!!! It would be nice to have a least a LITTLE bit of worldly success, instead of just living in some isolated imaginary world like some overgrown KID...y'know?) And that's because... (scroll down...)
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... "THIS is What Being a Nerd GETS YOU!!!" (back-cover of my debut album, which I sold out of that very trunk!)
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Yeah--that's what being a nerd gets you, as long your skills are actually, you know, MARKETABLE, like those of a REAL recording artist... And yes, that IS a Scrabble Dictionary on the inside of my jacket. I know, it's the 3rd edition; the 4th one didn't come out until later, okay?!?? Honestly I have very minimal interest in games of any sort; I just read it cuz I love words!!! In fact, regional spellings and obsolete spellings pretty much turn the entire game of Scrabble into nothing more than the orthographical (spelling-related) version of Blindman's Bluff. (You heard it here first!)
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,I love the shape, the color scheme, and the craftsmanship but, frankly, I need to see bigger *headlights*
(Yes, that's me once again, taken just last night.) |
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"OH, WASSUP 4-EYES? U WANNA GO????" NNNICE!!!!
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Yeah, "COME AWN, BRING IT!!! " ("omg stfu... newayz, can i borrow it?") If you are referring to the visual enhancement system with which I am equipped in that particula photo-frame, then the answer is yes. :-D I don't even wear those glasses anymore. But you might wanna wait till I get famous before you try auctioning them off on Ebay LOL HOLY SH^T I AM SOOO FUNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! And so FAR from being famousssss!!!! (and thank goodness; I mean, just because I'm an opinionated, egotistical buffoon, that DOESN'T mean that I always want so much attention, ok...)
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What the hell is THIS?-->
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Looks like a suburban geek dancing in his driveway. (No comments 'bout the shoes, please) (LOL. YYYEAH!!)
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Let's see, yeah they have "nerd" and they have "nurd," but what about "nird," "nerdt," "nourd," and then like, "neauxrd"?? Whoa, heh heh, thought I was in high school there for a second! Just kidding, I was actually a varsity linebacker in school, and didn't become an intellectual dipsh^t until the steroids wore off and I learned how to read. (Well, now you FINALLY know the truth, congratulations.)
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Thank you all, you are all so wonderful for coming to my site and looking at arrangements...
YES, I will be providing citations (references) for all these pictures in the coming week (and for my speech!). |
If you want to be notified when I put up my next update later this week (it could be ANY time!), just drop me a line at: LetMeKnow@thefashioniste.com and I'll keep you posted from one week to the next ! :-D See yaaaaa --
~The Fashioniste~ |