The Fashioniste, in a pinstriped navy blue notch-lapel suit by Dolce & Gabbana, from Bergdorf Goodman, NYC.
For Details, see the back of the issue of uh, any Vogue magazine. |
And what you see here, in this ad from Dolce & Gabbana, is just the effect that me reciting quotes from 18th-century authors has upon impressionable--and highly volatile--female audiences. Such other effects can be observed in the pictures that follow, as you will see. (In the second version I turned up the heat, tHaNx 2 PhOtoShoP.... 2 TaLeNteD) |
Linda Evangelista, for early '90s Versace...just goin effin' crazy |
American model Stephanie Seymour in a Versace ad from the early '90s, photographed by Richard Avedon; and then "La Mort de Hyacinthe" (1801) by Jean Broc, a protégé of the great French painter Jacques-Louis David. |
:wumpscut:, haujobb, skinny puppy, and ministry...and this is what you can pretty much expect -- |
"To sleep, perchance to dream..." (Marilyn in 1957's The Prince and the Showgirl--the first and only film released by her namesake production company, which she formed with her friend and photographer, Milton H. Greene.) |
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, photographed by Steven Klein for the August 2005 issue of W magazine. And in the nearly 60-page spread, they show themselves to be...just like every other couple(?)(???). Orrrr somethin' like that. |
A human, violin-playing marionette and her puppetmaster, who had to repeatedly awaken her from her narcoleptic nodding-off to sleep. Of course, narcolepsy is defined as "constant, raging, uncontrollable fits of sudden...slumber." (Photograph taken by meee! :D) |
Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese, from the Martch 2006 issue of Vogue. Rock n' Roll Will Never...huh? |
Ah -- The Real Marilyn... (Thank you.) |
Well...it happens to the best of 'em -- even the most sophisticated girls, and even the most lethal warriors! I am referring to the effect of my pan-plagiaristic literary pseudo-prowess. Rowr. I'm a Leo, YES U KNO ME< DONT U?!! Anyway... (That painting to the right would happen to be Jacques-Louis David's "Hector" (1778), in which he displayed the kind of stark contrast between darkness and light that he had then-recently discovered and studied in the work of Italian Renaissance master Caravaggio. Hey, I have a question-- Who can really sleep like that?! I can understand the chair of the girl on the left, but isn't that rock just a bit uncomfortable?? (Must've passed out too! ha!) |
"Golden Head by Golden Head," a sketch done by the English Pre-Raphaelite painter Dante Gabriel Rossetti, from the title page of his sister Christina's "Goblin Market and Other Poems" (1862). It's positively otherworldly! <:-o |
And Jack and Rose from Titanic. What a similarity... Beautiful. |
And a Guess ad from 1992. Claudia Schiffer and some guy dreamin' away his only chance, like a damn FOOL, lol |
Between the strange-looking backgrounds and the low picture-quality, it's really hard to figure out which of those landscapes and seascapes and interiors are real... but nevertheless, enjoy P. Lion's Italo Disco hit "Dream"!! Is that a Missoni sweater he's wearing?? He is Italian, you know, so it is possible. |
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